19 Funny Collar Tags For Pets Who Like To Roam The Neighborhood


Collar tags help keep pets from getting lost every single day. The first thing people do when they find a lost pet is check their collar to see where they live and what their name is. The standard tag stating your pet’s name, address and phone number works just fine but can be quite a snore. These hilariously personalized pet tags are so much better; they get the job done and make the person who happens to find your adventurous pet laugh.

Microchips are an added bonus, just in case your pet falls into the wrong hands or isn’t found by a kind stranger willing to take him or her home. Regardless if your pet is micro chipped or not, chances are you’re going to want one of these funny collar tags personalized to your favorite furry free spirit.

1. You’ve Been Warned

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2. Truth Be Told…

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3. I’m Not Lost, Just Pretending The Park Is My Yard

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4. Please Call My Dad

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5. Have Your People Call My People

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6. When Rumpole Started Escaping On The Reg He Got A New Collar Tag

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7. Even Assholes Have A Mother That Loves Them

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8. I Don’t Know What’s Better… The Tag Or The Cat’s Name… Leo DeCATprio

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9. Don’t Even Think About It… I’m Not Lost

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10. “We Moved, So I Had To Get The Dog And Cat New Name Tags”

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11. #HELP

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12. One Way To Scare Anyone That Finds Your Pet

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13. Hello Neighbor… I Think I Found Your Pussy… Cat

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15. I Need This Collar… For Myself

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16. The Adventurous Cat With An Email Address

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17. Lost Or Not, Zero Woofs Given

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18. Real Life For Dogs

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19. If You Find Me You’ll Love Me, But Please Take Me Back Home

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