21 Funniest Bar & Café Chalkboard Signs You’ve Ever Seen


Bars and cafes use chalkboard signs displayed out front as a way to advertise menu specials, upcoming events or entertain and lure potential customers. These signs are found all over, in small towns, big cities, college areas, coastal communities and pretty much everywhere. Most of the time these chalk-written signs are pretty straightforward and not too funny, but some are clever enough to warrant taking a photo and maybe even posting it online.

A number of eateries and bars are getting rather creative with their chalkboard signs, taking it past the traditional ‘Muffin Sale’ or ‘Group Poetry Reading This Friday.’ For example, take a peek at this list of the funniest bar and café chalkboard signs ever.

1. Drink Like Dory

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2. Would Vodka Ever Lie To You!?

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3. Warning To All Parents

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4. Well That’s Not Very Nice…

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5. Don’t Forget To Read The Small Print

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6. Pilates Vs. Pie and Lattes

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7. Maybe The Coffee Isn’t Strong Enough?

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8. Unfortunately, This Restaurant’s Clever Sign Wasn’t Taken Too Kindly By Local Residents

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9. Pig Poetry

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10. Sign Outside Of Wine Tasting Bar In Napa

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11. Irish Pub Helps Anyone Hiding From Wife

But what about the wives hiding from their husbands?

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12. Great Pubs Are Sort Of Like Best Friends

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13. Before Tinder People Actually Met In Bars (Gasp!)

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14. Drunk Soup!

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15. Sounds Like A Good Deal To Me!

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16. Best Babysitter’s Club In Edinburgh

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17. Zombie Fans Unite

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18. Support Group

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19. The Honest Truth

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20. The ‘No Ex-Texting’ Policy

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21. The Old Fashioned Bar

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